Funny birthday wishes
If you are searching for the best birth day wishes for friends then you are in the right page.
Checkout the best wishes and messages and see the smile on your friends faces on the most important day of your friends life.
Then why wait!! Select few of the best wishes and send them to your best friend to see a cute smile in thier face.
Birth day wishes:
” I made you a birthday cake to celebrate, but I couldn’t light the candles. It turns out the fire department requires a permit for bonfires. ”
” Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake. ”
” It’s okay to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I’ve already alerted the fire department. ”
” It’s proven that at the age 41 you start to lose your memory. We can only hope! ”
” It is older, but not better! Happy Birthday! ”
” Last week, the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, ‘Happy Birthday!’ ”
” Can you sniff all of these candles or should I call the fire department? ”
” 1066, 1492, 1776, and…your birthday? The good news is that they aren’t teaching the date of your birth in history classes yet. The bad news is that means I don’t have the date memorized. Happy belated birthday! ”
” It has been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will kill you. ”
” It’s nice to be young, healthy and full of energy. Do you remember what that used to feel like? ”
” Men age like wine, women age like cheese. ”
” The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet. ”
” Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty. ”
” Stop counting the candles and start thinking about your wishes. ”