Funny Birthday Wishes 1:
You’re a hard person to shop for, so I didn’t get you anything. Happy birthday.
Funny Birthday Wishes 2:
you’re not getting older you’re just a little closer to death.
funny birthday wishes quotes 3:
You’re another year older and another year wiser
So put your brain to work
And figure out there ain’t no gift for you.
funny birthday quotes 4:
Two tips on your birthday:
1) Forget the past, you can’t change it.
2) Forget the present, I didn’t get you one.
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Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
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Some words of wisdom for your birthday, “Smile while you still have teeth!”
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You would have loved the gift I didn’t bother getting you.
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A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun.
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A birthday is just another day where you go to work and people give you love. Age is just a state of mind, and you are as old as you think you are. You have to count your blessings and be happy.
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On your special day, I wish you peace, love, insight, relaxation, fun, knowledge, romance, friendship… and all that stuff that doesn’t cost anything.
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The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
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The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.
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At least you’re not as old as you will be next year! Happy Birthday!
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They tell you that you’ll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don’t tell you is that you won’t miss it very much.
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Cakes are special. Every birthday, every celebration ends with something sweet, a cake, and people remember. It’s all about the memories.
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Better to be over the ground than under it. Happy Birthday!
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When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
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There are two great days in a person’s life – the day we are born and the day we discover why.
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Better to be over the hill than buried under it.
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You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
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God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.
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Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.
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The greatest gifts you can give your children are the roots of responsibility and the wings of independence.