Funny inspirational quotes

 

Funny inspirational quotes 1:
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.

 

 

funny inspirational sayings 2:
God helps those who strut their stuff.

 

 

inspirational quotes funny 3:
For some, life is like a river. It becomes overpowering, uncontrollable and sometimes wild.

 

 

funny quotes inspirational 4:
If you are afraid of being lonely, don’t try to be right.

 

 

 

inspirational funny sayings 5:
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

 

 

 

funny quotes inspirational 6:
When you have failed at being nice, you’ve actually succeeded in being mean. Success is everywhere if you know where to look for it.

 

 

 

inspirational quotes funny 7:
The successful know that the road to success is always under construction; they understand the roughness of it and never expected it to be smooth.

 

 

 

inspirational and funny quotes 8:
Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.

 

 

 

funny quotes inspirational 9:
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

 

 

 

inspirational funny sayings 10:
More often than not, if a person is wearing a smile, there is a victim attached somewhere.

 

 

 

inspirational funny quotes about life 11:
The only time I don’t have any problems in this world is when I am already six feet below the ground.

 

 

 

inspirational quotes funny quotes 12:
Money won’t make you happy … but everybody wants to find out for themselves.

 

 

 

inspirational sayings funny 13:
If you’re going to be thinking, you may as well think big.

 

 

 

inspirational funny sayings 14:
I decided to irritate him, on the premise that it couldn’t make my situation any worse.

 

 

 

quotes inspirational funny 15:
There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.

 

 

 

funny quotes inspirational 16:
One thing you will probably remember well is any time you forgive and forget.

 

 

 

inspirational funny quotes about life 17:
Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.

 

 

 

funny inspirational sayings 18:
I’m not mean, I just give people a good reason to hate me.

 

 

 

inspirational sayings  19:
A mother is the best friend God ever gave.

 

 





 

inspirational quotes funny 20:
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.

 

 

quotes inspirational funny 21:
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

 

 

 

funny quotes inspirational 22:
You’ll be richer in the end than a prince, if you’re a friend.

 

 

 

inspirational funny sayings 23:
If you’re going through hell, keep going.

 

 

 

inspirational funny quotes about life 24:
Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.

 

 

 

inspirational quotes funny 25:
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

 

 

 

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