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In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.
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I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
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An idea isn’t responsible for the people who believe in it.
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Life doesn’t have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.
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If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.
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Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
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God please give me patience, if you give me strength I will just punch them in the face.
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When the past comes knocking, don’t answer. It has nothing new to tell you.
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Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
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When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed.
life sayings funny 11:
I’m not lazy, I’m just very relaxed.
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A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.
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It’s not important to win, it’s important to make the other guy lose.
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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The alphabet begins with ABC, numbers begin with 123, music begins with do-re-mi, and friendship begins with you and me.
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Who says nothing is impossible? I’ve been doing nothing for years.
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I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
life is good quotes funny 21:
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
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People say you can’t live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.
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Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
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My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
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The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.