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Funny inspirational quotes about life
Group 1


Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?

All my life I’ve always wanted to be somebody. But I see now I should have been more specific.



Wonderful things happen at the time you don’t expect.



I don’t have a solution, but I do admire the problem.



Practice makes perfect but then nobody is perfect so what’s the point of practicing?



Funny inspirational sayings about life
Group 2


When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become president. I’m beginning to believe it.



Some people will HATE what you do, but all that matters is that you LOVE what you do.



The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.



This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog.



Funny inspirational quotes about life
Group 3



Everyday is a gift, that’s why they call it the present.



We all tend to have a solution to every problems except of ours. Because we are so busy in looking in others life that we actually forget about ourselves.



Time doesn’t exist. Clocks exists.



Everybody wishes they could go to heaven but no one wants to die.



Good judgment comes from experience, and experience … well, that comes from poor judgment.


Funny inspirational sayings about life
Group 4


We have the ability to make our life the way we desire but we should be willing to give all what it takes to do so.



My mind’s made up, don’t confuse me with facts.



Never argue with an idiot they’ll drag you down to their level and beat you through experience.



Talk is cheap. Until you hire a lawyer.



When one door shuts, another opens.




Funny inspirational quotes about life
Group 5


It doesn’t matter where you came from. All that matters is where you’re going.



If nothing was learned, nothing was taught.



Why are they called apartments if they are all stuck together?



If you can’t convince them, confuse them.



Live life to the fullest, and always focus on the positive.



Funny inspirational sayings about life
Group 6


Treat each day as your last; one day you will be right.



Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.



Smile…It confuses people..!!



Moving on is not forgetting the person you love most. Moving on is all about accepting the world. What goes around, comes around in your life.




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