Funny whats app status messages

Whatsapp Status messages


Whatsapp has just taken the chatting to a whole new level, from sending free messages to sharing images and videos is a lot easier using WhatsApp. Listed below are Whatsapp Status messages that can be used as status messages or shared for fun. Below are some nice status messages for whatsapp collected for you. If you have more funny whatsapp status message please share with us using the FaceBook comments form below.
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  • Whatsapp Status messages 1:
    Be with someone who brings out the best in you, not the stress in you….


  • Status messages 2:
    The trouble is that you think you’ve time!


  • Status messages 3:
    A woman is like a tea bag,

    you cannot tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water……


  • Status messages 4:
    Time, you can’t keep it, but you can spend it….


  • Status messages 5:
    Very painful feeling in the world..

    Being truly in love with someone & still being single….


  • Status messages 6:
    When a girl says she’ll be ready in 5 more minutes, it’s the same as when a guy says the game has 5 minutes left. 😀


  • Whatsapp Status messages 7:
    Born to express not to impress…..


  • Status messages 8:
    You may not be perfect in many things……

    Many things cannot be perfect without you……


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  • Status messages 9:
    Hey……you There…….

    Whatsapp is using me…… 😀


  • Whatsapp Status messages 10:
    Don’t worry. God is always on time…….


  • Status messages 11:
    Etc= End of thinking Capacity…..


  • Status messages 12:
    A friend is one of the nicest things you can have, and one of the best things you can be…..


  • Whatsapp Status messages 13:
    A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?”

    Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying….

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  • Status messages 14:
    If you are player then I’m the GAME….


  • Status messages 15:
    If you don’t understand my silence,

    you will not understand my words…..


  • Whatsapp Status messages 16:
    Don’t wait for tha perfect moment…….

    Take the moment & make it perfect…..


  • Status messages 17:
    Awesome ends with ME and Ugly starts with you….


  • Status messages 18:
    I will Love you Forever……

    Until the Last rose Dies…..


  • Whatsapp Status messages 19:
    You can disturb me….I’m available. 😀


  • Status messages 20:
    I love my job only when I’m on vacation….


  • Status messages 21:
    Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a…………. Girl 🙂


  • Status messages 22:
    Silent people have the loudest minds…..


  • Status messages 23:
    I love buying new things but I hate spending money.



  • Whatsapp Status messages 24:
    A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer….


  • Status messages 25:
    I hate math but I love counting money.



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