I saw a shampoo with the title: “Rich-looking” So I washed my purse .. 😉
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Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman. 🙂
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The most important Shareholder in your life is you.
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Rules are made to be break.
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I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
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Better late than never, but never late is better.
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I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card.
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A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”
Someone on his status “Sleeping” …since 3 Days! He’s Probably dead.
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You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me
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Looks like I over-estimated the number of your brain cells.
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Only brain is works more…if you use it more.
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3 mistakes of everyone’s life–Facebook, Twitter and Whatsapp
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I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
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Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why it’s called the present.
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I’m a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect.
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If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?
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Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror .
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God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me.
My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
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If you smile when no one is around, you really mean it 🙂
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Keep calm, stay happy.
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Great power comes with great electricity bills.
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Do you still hate me?? I don’t care!!
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Life is onetime offers use it well.
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In today’s world, the key to success is to delete your Whatsapp and facebook accounts!
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I never make stupid mistakes, only very-very clever ones.
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There is nothing greater in this world than being loving parents. So take the first step today by getting married. Think different, do different!
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I Have Good News And Bad News To Tell You. The Bad News? I Have No Good News. And The Good News? I Have No Bad News.
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Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.
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You Don’t Know Something? Google It. You Don’t Know Someone? Facebook It. You Can’t Find Something? Mom!
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Follow your heart but take your brain with you.
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Enjoy your life–there’s is plenty of time to be dead.
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Stop thinking too much, it’s all right not to know all the answers.
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No one is the reason of your happiness expect you yourself.
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Silent people have the craziest minds.
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People said to follow your dreams so i went back to bed.