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I saw a shampoo with the title: “Rich-looking” So I washed my purse .. 😉

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Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman. 🙂

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The most important Shareholder in your life is you.

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Rules are made to be break.

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I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.

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Better late than never, but never late is better.

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I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card.

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A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”

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Someone on his status “Sleeping” …since 3 Days! He’s Probably dead.

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You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me

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Looks like I over-estimated the number of your brain cells.

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Only brain is works more…if you use it more.

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3 mistakes of everyone’s life–Facebook, Twitter and Whatsapp

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I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

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Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why it’s called the present.

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I’m a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect.

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If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?

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Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror .

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God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me.

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My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.

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If you smile when no one is around, you really mean it  🙂





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Keep calm, stay happy.

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Great power comes with great electricity bills.

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Do you still hate me?? I don’t care!!

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Life is onetime offers use it well.

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In today’s world, the key to success is to delete your Whatsapp and facebook accounts!

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I never make stupid mistakes, only very-very clever ones.

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There is nothing greater in this world than being loving parents. So take the first step today by getting married. Think different, do different!

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I Have Good News And Bad News To Tell You. The Bad News? I Have No Good News. And The Good News? I Have No Bad News.

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Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.

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You Don’t Know Something? Google It. You Don’t Know Someone? Facebook It. You Can’t Find Something? Mom!

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Follow your heart but take your brain with you.

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Enjoy your life–there’s is plenty of time to be dead.

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Stop thinking too much, it’s all right not to know all the answers.

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No one is the reason of your happiness expect you yourself.

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Silent people have the craziest minds.

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People said to follow your dreams so i went back to bed.