Funny Whatsapp Status Messages

Funny Whatsapp Status

 

Funny messages

 

Whatsapp status are a great way to share what is running in your thoughts nowadays. If you want to add some creativity to your Whatsapp status then you come at a right place.

1) I did not fail…my success is just postponed for some time.

2)When nothing seems right….go left!!

3)Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.

4)A woman is like a tea bag, you cannot tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.

5)Don’t drink and park – accidents cause people

6)When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?

 7)When a girl says she’ll be ready in 5 more minutes, it’s the same as when a guy says the game has 5 minutes left. 😀

8)Etc= End of thinking Capacity.

9)If you are player then I’m the GAME.

10)Awesome ends with ME and Ugly starts with you

11)I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!

12)Someone asked me what is UR attitude… then i simply replied

“BEING SINGLE IS MY ATTITUDE…”

13)My silence doesn’t mean that I quit… It simply means that I don’t want to argue with people who just don’t want to understand!!!

 14)I dint change , i just grew up. You should try it once)

15)80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.

16)Someone steals my status and keeps it at the same time when I do.

17)Nothing is perfect, but when I’m with you everything is perfect.





18)I’m single because I take relationships seriously.

19)Everybody knows how to love, but few people know how to stay in love with one person forever.

20)Thanks for changing my life completely. Beside you my lonely days are over. You have made my life happy

 

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