Whatsapp status messages- Page2

images​Whatsapp has just taken the chatting to a whole new level, from sending free messages to sharing images and videos is a lot easier using WhatsApp. Listed below are Whatsapp Status messages that can be used as status messages or shared for fun. Below are some nice status messages for whatsapp collected for you. If you have more funny whatsapp status message please share with us using the FaceBook comments form below.

Remember sharing is more fun!

 

 PREVIOUS PAGE                  NEXT PAGE

 

Funny whatsapp status message

Oh, So you wanna argue, Bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.

 

Expectations leads to Disappointments.

 

What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.

 

I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog.

 

When i was born..Devil said..”Oh Shit..!! Competition”.

 

‘Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.’

 

I don’t find it hard to meet expenses. They’re everywhere.

 

”We see all beautiful and colorful things in dis world from our BLACK n WHITE eyes!”

 

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

 

Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.

 

Borrow money from a pessimist — they don’t expect it back.

 

Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway

 

If at first you don’t succeed, then destroy all evidence that you tried.

 

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

 

Work is for people who don’t know how to fish.

 

If you don’t like the news, go out and make some.

 

I can handle pain until it hurts.

 

It’s been Monday all week.

 

According to my best recollection, I don’t remember.

 

The Big Bang Theory: God Spoke and BANG! it happened.

 





Born to express not to impress.

 

Don’t worry. God is always on time.

 

If you judge people, you can’t love them.

 

If you don’t understand my silence, you will not understand my words.

 

If you want something you’ve never had, you have to do something you’ve never done.

 

Life is like riding bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.

 

Silence and smile are two powerful tools. Smile is the way to solve many problems, silence is the way to avoid problems.


I sent a Text to my friends saying, i lost my phone today can you please call on it.
I received 12 calls!! Oh man.. i need more smarter friends.

 

 

 When you  have nothing to do, Do it on facebook.

 

 

All my life i thought air was free. But i just bought a bag of Chips.

 

 

It would have been great IF closed minds would come up with CLOSED Mouths.

 

 

 

 

 PREVIOUS PAGE                  NEXT PAGE

 

This page is frequently listed for below Searches:
#best status for whatsapps, #whatsapp #funny #oneliners #status #quotes ,top 100 whatsapp status updates, cool whatsapp status, whatsapp sad status, attitude whatsapp status, funny whatsapp status message