Whatsapp Status messages


​Whatsapp has just taken the chatting to a whole new level, from sending free messages to sharing images and videos is a lot easier using WhatsApp. Listed below are Whatsapp Status messages that can be used as status messages or shared for fun. Below are some nice status messages for whatsapp collected for you. If you have more funny whatsapp status message please share with us using the FaceBook comments form below.
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Funny whatsapp status message :



Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status 😛
Don’t call me crazy. I much prefer the term “mentally hilarious
I am not flirting. I am just being extra friendly to someone who is extra attractive.
Don’t call me crazy. I much prefer the term “mentally hilarious
They don’t know that we know they know we know.
Seeing a spider is nothing. It becomes a problem when it disappears
The stuff you heard about me is a lie, I’m way worse…
Money is made of paper, paper is made of wood, and wood is made from trees. Therefore, money does grow on trees
If someone throws a stone at you, throw a flower at them. But remember to throw the flower pot with it.
We met, we talked, we liked, we dated, we committed, i loved, u cheated, we’re done, ur deleted.
 There is a Bug that needs to be fixed ASAP, its called #monday.
 Girls who say, “i’m wanted by many” should keep in mind that ‘Low prices always attracts many customers’….!!!!!!! 😛
 A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”
 I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying!
 I Have Good News And Bad News To Tell You. The Bad News? I Have No Good News. And The Good News? I Have No Bad News.
 How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.
 I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
 Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.
 Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.
 When everything comes your way.. Then you are on the wrong way.
‘I think football would become an even better game if someone could invent a ball that kicks back.’


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